Who are you and how are we not married? No really, I would love that. And I am still thinking of it but it may take a little more time to acquire the funds, and hire a bodyguard, or ya know bribe my guy friends to come.
My own advice.
I read my own writing a lot. I take it into consideration everyday, and yet I find it so hard to knock out the negative. I do though. I just need to remind myself of my own self worth, and let all the horrible criticism wash away.