That Kind Of Woman

aslightgentleman:

Hold the door for you no matter what

Walk in front of you down the stairs to catch you if you trip

Walk behind you up the stairs for the same reason

Bring you a glass of water so you don’t have to get out of bed

Turn the heated seats on before I get to your house

Watch your girlie TV shows (and only tease you about them a little bit)

Sleep on the outside of the bed in case monsters are real

Let you have my umbrella/coat/blanket/gloves/hat… weather permitting

Let you control the iPod when we’re driving (I trust in your taste of music)

Casually find out what your favorite flowers are and get them for you

Buy them randomly, not just wait for important dates… because that’s lame

Fix whatever is broken in your apartment (sometimes without you even asking)

Do the same with your car… you can totally help out though

Go shopping with you, and give you my honest opinion (I trust in your taste of clothes too)

Actually and honestly listen to you

Cook, and make sure you know I appreciate it when you cook for me

Always be on your parents’ good side, except when you need me on your side

Catch any bugs and bring them outside so you don’t have to

Order for you at restaurants (after we talked about what you want, of course)

Do all of this because that’s what men should do.

I can catch my own bugs, except spiders. & I don’t eat out, so no need to order for me. But for everything else, I can stand behind this list.  Future honey, you taking notes?