I am, not so secretly, trying to attract a man like Ron Swanson. I just ate a burger that I fried in bacon grease, with two pieces of bacon on it, avocado, onion, tomato, mayo, mustard and lettuce. I am the Paula Deen of Tumblr. Hey ya’ll.
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bebeluv said:
finally, I read about a woman who actually eats food and doesn´t count calories;)
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brainlock said:
As a Southern-type native, I must declare the preferred colloquial spelling is “y’all”. Not to be a stickler, though I felt the impulse to stickle.
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katieaukerman said:
Ha! The fact that you appreciate how awesome Mr. Swanson is, makes me respect you so much more.
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increasinglyuninteresting said:
You are my favorite.
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karsynlandreedegast said:
<3
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captainyodel said:
this q&a left me drooling on my keyboard
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