| him: | I bet you wish you could smell my beard right now. It smells...... |
|---|---|
| me: | .... |
| him: | Yes, I realize what I just said. |
| me: | This is going on tumblr. |
| him: | Why? So you can just delete it, like all the other stuff that pertains to me. |
| me: | I have to delete it or everyone would be asking questions "Who is he?" How many children are you having?" "Are you engaged, are you getting married?" |
| him: | that's when you lie. "6, yes, sometimes, only on Saturdays." |
Pssst…
I want you.
