|him:||I bet you wish you could smell my beard right now. It smells......|
|him:||Yes, I realize what I just said.|
|me:||This is going on tumblr.|
|him:||Why? So you can just delete it, like all the other stuff that pertains to me.|
|me:||I have to delete it or everyone would be asking questions "Who is he?" How many children are you having?" "Are you engaged, are you getting married?"|
|him:||that's when you lie. "6, yes, sometimes, only on Saturdays."|
I want you.